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Payne vs. Pain
When I was trying to think of a brilliant name for this site, I considered "Payneful", but I thought it might atttract the wrong crowd ....
Payneless seemed to imply there was no Payne here.
In the end I just bought danpayneactor.com because that seemed to say it most precisely.
Plus I figure the search engines will love it.
I still have a powerful yen for some Payne/pain puns though.
I'm sure Dan has heard them all by now - and probably made up a good deal of them himself. But that doesn't mean I won't list more here if I think of some.
Paynefully shy .... he's definitely not!
Here's a painless song to start with: Suicide is Painless from the movie M.A.S.H.
01 December 2006